I have a dilemma. I want to properly ridicule the Twilight books and movies. But to do so requires me to actually read the books/watch the movie. I don't want to read the books/watch the movie. So I have to settle for taking bits of other people's critiques of Twilight and reposting them here.
From a Salon review.
His body is as hard and cold as stone, an ick-inducing detail that this reader, for one, found impossible to get past.
WTF?! Edward is COLD?!
Ok, I get that Stephanie Meyer otherwise describes Edward's appearance in cliche but flattering terms. Well maybe except for "sparkle". Otherwise, he's supposed to have a good jawline and nice hair, or something like that. But it makes no sense in real life to have cold people!!
Hey Tween girls, the reason you still like Twilight is because you've never cuddled a real person! Living people are warm! Cold people are freaky. Not just freaky, THEY'RE DEAD! This is the most unerotic thing ever. Having sex with Edward is like screwing a corpse? Ugh. This reminds me of the cadavers I cut up last semester.
Loves bikes, quirky museums, and girls with short hair and glasses. Medical student. Feminist.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Wordle, with surprising results
This is a word cloud of the content of my blog entries. I'm really surprised by the results. In fact, I hope that this program actually compiled all my blog entries, as opposed to just the recent ones.
According to wordle.net, where I generated this image, "the size of a word in the visualization is proportional to the number of times the word appears in the input text. So, for example, if you type apple banana banana grape grape grape into the create page's text field, you'll see that banana's font size is twice apple's, and grape's font size is 3/2 that of banana's."
Conclusions from wordle:
- Some of the words I expected: women. I guess I have mentioned Nick Kristof and NYTimes several times.
- I really talk about marriage and family and kids a lot, even though I want none of these things in the near future (or maybe forever). This is scary. I don't know what it means.
- I need another word to use instead of "interesting".
Wordle looks great, I'll give you that. It's colorful and fun and visually really cool, but I think the tags on my entries, which are all listed on the right side of the page, do more to summarize the topics I write about more than this little graphic.
Also, idea to wordle my blog was totally stolen from ecomarci.
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